Here is something for you to look at! Just for fun we decided to make a couple of cameras from found objects we found laying around the house we live in. Above are the pictures of the real cameras we used as inspiration, and then the pictures of our homemade version. Want do you think? Although the fake cameras do not work nearly as good as the real ones, we think they make a great addition to any home or garden.
Viva AndrewAndrew! Viva TacoTaco!
We are starting a new after work party each Tuesday at a great new Taco spot called Los Feliz in the Lower East Side. We start early playing great music so that you can start early getting your drink on with an amazing selection of tequila and eating tantalizing tacos! We will be heading to Los Feliz right after our Radio show on East Village Radio. So your new Tuesday plan is listen LIVE from 4 to 6 to AndrewAndrew Sound Sound at www.evr.com and then meet us LIVE at Los Feliz for Taco Taco! Viva Viva!
Los Feliz
After work tacos and tequila with AndrewAndrew
Tuesday, Feb 2 at 7pm
Ludlow St (between Delancey St & Rivington St)
Andrew Andrew will be djing a benefit for Haiti at Mehanata this Wednesday cone get crazy for all the right reasons!
If you miss this party, you might regret it for the rest of the decade, three reasons:
1) You’ll see artworks by 7 new up and coming artists of the next decade, 2) You’ll be parting in the historic and private National Arts Club (believe us, it’s a amazing place) and 3 AndrewAndrew will be performing all night! Music, Shout -Outs, and dancing all night.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you RSVP early, it’s going to get filled up, trust us!
“7:10”
Thursday, January 28th, 2010
7:00 pm – Midnight
The National Arts Club
15 Gramercy Park South, New York, NY 10003
RSVP to michael.martin@thenationalartsclub.org
Dear Pat Robertson,
I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I’m all over that action. But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I’m no welcher. The way you put it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished. Sure, in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they first get something here on earth — glamour, beauty, talent, wealth, fame, glory, a golden fiddle. Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean nothing. And that was before the earthquake. Haven’t you seen “Crossroads”? Or “Damn Yankees”? If I had a thing going with Haiti, there’d be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night clubs, Botox — that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not my style. Nothing against it — I’m just saying: Not how I roll. You’re doing great work, Pat, and I don’t want to clip your wings — just, come on, you’re making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad. Keep blaming God. That’s working. But leave me out of it, please. Or we may need to renegotiate your own contract.
Best, Satan
(thanks to Alejandro C.)
Jerk
Who knew that a show about Dean Corll, a Texas Pedophiliac Serial Killer responsible for the deaths of over 20 teenage boys, could be told using hand puppets and ventriloquism? Certainly not us. However, if you think that it sounds like a perfect combination of “style vs. substance” that leads to a riveting and absorbing work of experimental theater, think again. Although we are not fans of the deep dark eerie tale of the cold blooded killer (Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer or The Silence of the Lambs) we do appreciate the creepy feeling you get when watching a well crafted production that channels pure evil and then hands it to you like a severed head on a platter. Makes you get up and make sure the door is locked.
Jerk, a very drawn-out 55 minute show at Performance Space 122’s COIL, is not one of these. The premiss is that the convicted killer is asked to recreate the murders for a College Psychology Class, and like all good psychopaths he chooses to tell his tale using puppets and different voices. The audience, the stand in for the class, sits and listens to him describe the murders in horrific detail. So horrific that there were rumors going around the Under the Radar and COIL festivals that people were fainting and passing out during the performance. We did neither, but admit we did regret the enormous meal of Mexican food we had before the show. In a move that just might be the best part of the show, as well as a first for our theater going experience, the actor who plays Dean Corll passes out reference materials and instructs the audience to read it while he goes off stage a bit. It’s a nice take way souvenir of the murders; limited edition artist booklets that recount the gruesome killings. Nice.
It is discomfiting and disturbing at times, but for the wrong reasons. Watching the hand puppets rape and murder you start asking yourself ”Why would someone feel the need to write and produce this?” or “What am I doing listening to this?” Finally you realize that there will be no insight into the killer’s twisted head nor will you discover any new revelations about the nature of pure evil. There is no payoff. To his credit, however, Jonathan Capdevielle is a very talented puppet master and ventriloquist. During the last part of the show he sits having a dialog with himself using three distinct voices without moving his lips. He just sits there drooling. We wish that the script and staging had fully used his unique talents. This was the most creepy part of the performance and made us, if only for a moment, want to check the door.
Directed by Gisèle Vienne (France)
Text and dramaturgy by Dennis Cooper
Performed by and created in collaboration with Jonathan Capdevielle
212-352-3101 or at PS122 box office Performance Space 122 150 First Ave. E. 9th Street
L’Effet de Serge
This is one of the most French pieces of theatre ever created. Even if Ionesco wrote a play about a singing nun miming baguette making while sipping coffee and smoking unfiltered Gitanes while Briget Bardot parkours over Godard while he eats an orlean to protest the minimum wage allotted the unemployed it wouldn’t come close to achieving the aloof sublime of L’Effet de Serge.
Seeing this show on Sunday evening was a fitting book end to our week of Under The Radar shows. In a festival of productions which sometimes struggle with limited budgets this show thrives upon a lack of means. It could have been subtitled a”A Celebration of Scarcity”. The plot, what little there is, centers around Serge, an amature performer specializing in short form special effects improvised with readymade products one doesn have to buy at a special “stage-craft” store. His friends arrive every Sunday at six to see his performances, which last from one to three minutes.
In a way this play is a reenactment of the entire Under The Radar Festival; a small cast, in this case a single frenchman, performs a series of short perplexing performances employing a variety of inventive D.I.Y. techniques for a small audience, all of whom know each other, they enjoy the work but have trouble expressing exactly why. And that’s more or less how we felt about the production; it was clever and artful, it stretched our minds and made us ponder but ultimately may leave some wanting a bigger punchline. The charm of Serge’s morbidly low level of affectation may eventually wear a bit thin for some, and though the “climax” is hilarious for some viewers it may not live up to the Sysephian set up. But we are not some peopllong live Vivarium Studio! Long Live Philippe Quesne!
Conceived, Directed and Designed by Philippe Quesne
$15 tickets at 3ldnyc.org or 212-352-3101
3LD Art & Technology Center 80 Greenwich @ Rector, NYC

LA Party
Engaging story telling matched with innovative low-tech but high-concept special effects.
That pretty much sums up LA Party, a 40 minute Spalding Grayish monolog delivered with zest by the entire cast and crew. A skilled narrator, an attentive camera person, a guy laying on the floor, a minimalist keyboardist, and a woman sitting in a chair with duct tape covering her eyes and mouth all work together to tell the story of one man’s fall from monastic-vegan/raw-food-purity into a night of drug induced hedonism and guacamole consumption.
The text alone is entertaining enough, one of our favorite punchlines was the girl he meets on a vegan dating website who turns out to be bulimic, but with the generous helpings of d.i.y. special effects the words take on a life of their own. We have seen similar technics in museums and art galleries, but never executed with this level of competent coordination on stage. The level of drug-reality verisimilitude is so high that we found ourselves experiencing minor flashbacks.
The show takes you on a trip (pun intended) slowly stripping away one device at a time, until the author is directly communicating with the audience without any affectation. And that’s what we took away from this very funny and tender show; you have you peel away at your own facade to find out who you really are, or you just have to do a lot of drugs, or maybe both.
Life is messy, and no one can stay a prisoner of their own purity forever, especially when psychatropic drugs are involved.
Conceived and Directed by Phil Soltanoff Written by David Barlow
Presented by HERE Arts Center
$15 tickets at here.org or 212-352-3101
HERE Arts Center 145 6th Ave., between Spring and Broome

Space Panorama
Circling in orbit above the vast universe of the Under The Radar avant-guarde theater festival, Andrew Dawson’s Space Panorama is a stand out. It’s light entertainment that’s satisfying fluff. After endless shows about gay Texan serial killers, vomiting misogynistic screaming men, and cocaine fueled vegan freak-outs this show is the perfect diversion to the predominantly cerebral fair.
As it should be. The people behind it have worked on such crowd pleasers as the touring shows of Broadway’s The Lion King, Hair, CATS, Mamma Mia!, Rent, Xanadu, and Lord of the Dance; touring productions of Nickelodeon’s Storytime Live featuring Dora the Explorer and Dreamgirls; and even the production of John Adams’ Doctor Atomic at the Metropolitan Opera. Oh and did we mention that Andrew Dawson is also an incredibly successful hand model? Crazy huh?
All of this ‘ShowBiz’, capitol S capitol B, experience is put to good use in the recreation of the historic Apollo 11 moon landing using only Dawson’s hands and a black cloth-draped table. Accompanied by Shostakovich’s Symphony No. 10 and a dramatic, occasionally sarcastic, narration Dawson takes audiences from Houston to the moon and returns them safely to Earth, conveying the colossal distances and the risks involved elegantly through skilled hand movements.
The entire 30 minutes of this short show is unquestionably a wonder to experience and is the perfect vehicle to show off a modern day master at the art of (Dare we say it?) mime. Andrew Dawson can convey more feeling and sentiment in his pinky than Sandra Bullock has shown in her entire career. It’s a perfect package of story, craft, talent and humor. Kids and the Grandparents will be talking about it at least until after dinner. However for those of us accustomed to ‘Downton Theatre’, capitol D capitol T, it seems to be missing a certain danger; when traversing the lifeless solitude of space safety always comes first.
Created and Performed by Andrew Dawson (UK)
Presented with support from Broadway Across America
$15 tickets at publictheater.org or 212-967-7555
The Public Theater 425 Lafayette Street